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Anonymous Text on October 1st

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ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[littlepinksuitcase]

Excuse me, that is an extremely rude thing to ask! Of course I'm not!</font.